IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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