At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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