He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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