Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
