Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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