she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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