on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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