office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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