Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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