Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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