is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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