One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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