Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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