That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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