Do vagina's smell?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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