how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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