Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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