And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
