yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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