your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
