You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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