These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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