Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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