Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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