He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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