yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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