Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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