their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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