.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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