we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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