even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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