The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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