i wish my penis had a tongue
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
So. Much. Porn.
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