I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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