Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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