Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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