When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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