Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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