Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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