The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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