New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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