your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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