is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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