I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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