He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
third nipple confirmed
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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