glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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