Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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