the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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