I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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