I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Couch. On fire.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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