It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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